schwef

pr-nunciation: swef.

slang word of german route used to describe someone of criminal nature that is fearless and cold. these people are the top of the crew. the peaple dubbed schwef are usually hard to find as they are not usually known and usually untouchable.
the schwef can never be touched.
a guy who has lots of girls as friends but never hooks up with them
dude 1: bro, who were those girls
dude 2: they’re just my friends
dude 1: bro, you’re such a schwef…
pr-nunciation: swef.

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