Schweffquipment


equipment for schweff based activities. usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies schweffquipment will be required, such as : cigarettes, lighter, extra-money, car, etc…
person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?

person 2: yeah man! let me get my schweffquipment sorted first!

or…

person 1: why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don’t even smoke?!

person 2: ‘cos its part of my schweffquipment dude!

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