Schwepp


a long skinny p-n-s.

the opposite of a “choad/chode”.
girl #1: so how was jake last night?!”

girl #2: awful… he has a schwepp!
to schwepps it/to bottle it
“schweppes”: yes mate, so i was chirpsing this bird, and you know, me and her…. and sh-t was goin down and..

andy: so did you sh-g her then?

“schweppes”: er…nah man nah but…

andy: you schwepps’d it then, you schwepps
absolutley anything.
dude, that chick is schwepp!
did you really do that? cause if you did, i’m gonna give you a schwepping!
“dude, i got a date with catie!” “schwepp!”
sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.
dude, i was totally schwepp in that tournament!

where am i? well, doesn’t seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.
punishment or beating
nick, you broke my ipod, now i’m gonna give you a schwepping!

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