schwerps
schwerps verb (schwerpsed, schwerpsing). intrans (usually to schwerps someone) to behave in a playful s-xual manner, to seduce, to make s-xual advances. noun someone who schwerpses.
a: how are you getting on schwerpsing ‘that bird’?
m: not really tried yet
a: dude! get your schwerps on stat!
to wear two different shoes at the same time.
i schwerp by wearing one adidas on my left foot and one nike on the right foot.
to dodge or avoid a sticky, unwanted or embarr-ssing situation, usually at the last second.
regularly applied to managing to avert a meeting with or speaking to a person you have been trying to avoid.
“oh my god! guess who i saw in town last night?”
“who? not richard?”
“got it in one! luckily it was only from the back so i managed to schwerps him easily”.
“you lucky f-cker, how did you manage to schwerps working late tonight?”.
“i saw it coming from a mile off so i just hid in the toilet until everyone else volunteered.”
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