Schwetty balls


schwetty’s b-lls, from sat-rday night live.
i can’t help but notice your b-lls are a little mishapen..
i can’t wait to get my mouth around this ball..
noone can resist my schwetty b-lls.
mmmmm.. b-lls
when you’re out and about in that hot sun soakin it up and you feel that slight glisten of sweatness on your cack and b-lls you got indeed schwetty b-lls
hey man i gots ta take a shower cause i got tha mad schwetty b-lls!

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