Schwiggly
adjective:
an attractive man with natural body hair, especially a hairy chest. describes a modern man who does not bow to the pressure of the 10,000 push ups-chest wax-spray tan regime because he is secure in his manhood and wants to spend his time doing something less boring instead.
used as a term of endearment by both hetero girls and gay guys about their boyfriends, especially bears and cubs.
“mmm…. shimmy that schwiggly b-tt over here, sugar”
“aw, look at you all schwiggly naked.”
emphatic use includes: schwiggly wiggly.
eg: aw! my schwiggly wiggly!
fluffy furry hairy bear cub
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