schwilly kid


a person who seems to always be intoxicated; mainly drunk. thrives on drugs and alcohol to survive. no purpose in life other than to get as sh-tfaced as possible.
i have no respect that schw-lly kid anymore after the time he threw up on me, then tried to hook-up!

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