schwilly mama
a law-breaking, unclean, over-intoxicated female. the type of mama who pops pharmies while carrying her p-ssed out boyfriend through the lot like a cape, screaming, “wake up, i just fed you my last roll!” wears a sideways visor, possibly has dreads, almost always owns a large dog. she can be found scheming on shakedown.
did you see that schw-lly mama at the phil lesh show last night? she p-ssed out in her own vomit on the hood of my car.
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