schwing-schwong
the male reproductive organ.
my schwing-schwong hurts.
a slang term for a males weenie/pee-pee. can be subst-tuted with words like junk, shaft, johnson, tally-whacker or schl-ng.
the history of the word can be traced back to athens drive high school student taylor carey.
deriving from the latin word of “schwing” meaning “great”
“yo! sarah just kicked a ball right into mike’s schwing schwong.”
“what’s wrong tommy?”
“i just went to go take a leak and i got my schwing schwong caught in my zipper.””
“ouch, i hate zipper malfunctions”
“dude, what happend to john? why’s he on the ground?”
“chris and i just pulled the pool table prank on him, and he got hit right in the schwing schwong”
-fist b-mp-
“alright guys where do you want to go off to lunch?”
“wait here comes kevin, open the back door”
pow
“yo, what just happened?”
“matt opened the door right into kevin’s schwing schwong”
the incorrect or r-t-rded way of saying swastika.
john: “this is adolph hitler. i want you to wear my schwing schwong!”
erik: “don’t you mean swastika”
john: “you know what i meant!”
erik: “you’re an idiot”
john: “i know”
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