schwing
when garth or wayne (wayne’s world) pop a b-n-r. how you feel when you see an extremely hot chick. excellent…
-number one babe, kim basgner…schwing!
-casandra is a total babe…schwing!
-schwing-a-ling!
-those arent wing-dings…those are schwing-dings!
swchwing (v.)(sh-wing)
to give or to acheive an erection. past tense:schwung (as opposed to the common incorect form schwinged). in old english used as schwingeth. may also be used as an onomatopoeia.
schwinger: one who inspires the erection.
schwingee: one who receives an erection.
all of the above can only be used in a masculine context.
origin: wayne’s world (movie)
1. alas the schwungen slong!
2. dost thou schwingeth thine slong at me?
3. “nice t-ts…schwing”, said the schwungen elf.
4. schwing me please, thou beautious schwinger. let me be your schwingee!
a “stiffy” or “b-n-r”. a sound made when an attractive female approaches or p-ss’ by.
“awww dude, total schwing right there.”
characterized by thrusting the pelvis upward sharply after experiencing an erection or after discovering something incredibly exciting and worth such an action
“i just saw your mom…she made me go schwing!!!!”
“dude…no work?!?!? schwing!”
said when a beautiful woman is seen. onomatopoeia. describing the sound of a sword being unsheathed. phallic connotation.
hoowie, look at her!! schwing!
(n) from mike myers: schwing is the sound a sword makes as it is being removed from its sheath.
wow, check
schwing
orignally from waynes world.
its used to salute fit people.
you need to watch the movie to use it to the total effect as their is actions and everything with it!
“check out that babe!”
“dude”
(in unity) “sch-wing!”
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