Schwinged


to be turned on, aroused, intimidated s-xually
when dave first saw hetty, he was schwinged!
to puke rainbows and be in the boughs of happiness and joy. also to reel and cartwheel in that sensation of new-found love. humping the happy unicorn of life.
“i met my lady for lunch today and was so “schwinged” by the love of my life, i forgot i was hungry. i just feasted on her beauty and the re-ssurance that we will be together forever.”

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