schwub


a wrinkle on a man’s scr-t-m

referred to as: a ball wrinkle
example 1:

carl: dude, i was just jacking off and i realized…i have so many schwubs, man!

example 2:

bob: dude, just let me copy your homework.

carl: no man, screw you.

bob: dude, don’t be a schwub.
a smelly, gross v-g-n- sweat that is formed during s-x.
guy 1: how was she in bed last night?
guy 2: it was great,except she dropped a schwub on me and it was nasty.
guy 1: gross!

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