scimmwic
acronym:
slightly chuckle in my mouth with it closed.
that joke makes me scimmwic
or
i scimmwic, therefore i am.
acronym standing for: slightly chuckle in my mouth with it closed. similar to “laugh out loud”, but more honest in some instances.
nimpatient: “oh, tr-uh-ace-cee. you’re kind of funny. you make me scimmwic.”
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