scissor hands
when someone reaches for your smoke before you’ve offered it to them
get your scissor scissor hands away from me
hand with long -ss nails used to easter, though also useful while peeling an ornage, that often comes in pairs; see also easter
inability to keep one’s finger nails clipped neatly
man, that girl just got ripped by scissor hands; she’s infertile.
someone who has long sharp finger nails
scissor hands explains how people use their long -ss thumb nail to cut open a blunt
the crazy–ss long nails on an easter, used to slice a girl’s v-g-n- after not getting any. scissorhands can be caused by steroids, concietedness, the crazy urge to ruin a girl’s life, and also the uncanny resemblance to a keebler elf who should be in a tree baking little steroidic cookies
wes easter – enough said.
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