---

scitch

---

Read Also:

• Texas Car Wash

  any fund raising car wash where hot teen girls in shorts and bikini tops are put on the street with signs directing you to the car wash as a way to drum up business. seems like there’s a texas car wash on every corner this weekend. after f-cking the absolute sh-t out of you woman […]

• Sclad

  a crafty kid who you can usually find laughing at a concert or sporting a patriotic sweater while talking too much. person 1 “eric is a total sclad.” person 2 “i know. did you see that sweater he was wearing today?”

• Habitattz

  the act of getting another tattoo, based solely on a yearly predetermined date or recurring annual event. 1.you: “hey jake, when did you get that anchor tattoo, did you buy a boat?” jake: “no man, you know, got my tax return like last year, got a sweet tatt picked out for next time too” 2. […]

• nhoj

  likes to root owls. he leaves rooting sheep to the kiwis. nhoj: i dont know what would be more painful, an owl or a human…ive neva tried human before, its neva come across my mind…

• niggajank

  the act of hurting someone in a urban way. example: to stab, shoot, strangle, beat with a hammer, etc. dude, if you dont give me back my seat ill strait up n-gg-jank yo -ss!

---