Sclaybies
the skin disease that frat boys and sorost-tutes can contract from s-xual contact while blacked out drunk. the disease looks like the skin disease scabies, but is purple and probably the most gnarly std known to man. its effects are: c-ck blocking yourself, looking like a d-ck, liver spots, hiv, high blood pressure, and premature -j-c-l-t–n.
the only way to avoid sclaybies is to simply stop f-cking m-ffintops.
there really is no cure for sclaybies, but some doctors say that f-cking hot -ss sl-ts will make break outs less painful. otherwise, your f-cked for life.
bro 1:”dude spence, did you get with that slam piece from kappa last night?”
bro 2:”nah man, i hooked up with that meghan girl from agd.. i was so blacked out!”
bro 1:”bro! that b-tch got sclaybies from that one d-chi last week! you got that sh-t now n-gg-!”
bro 2:”f-ck.. i better start f-cking some hot puss…”
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