Sclenching
the act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarr-ssment. usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.
guy1: “omg last night with my gf i was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
guy2: “you should have dropped that sh-t hiroshima style.”
guy1: “dude i like this girl, trust me i was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”
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