scmutz
a person who has the inability to enjoy things of actual value. their favorite hobbies may include taking selfies, mindlessly playing on the internet, spending all of their hard earned money on worthless cat shirts and anything else in that pointless ballpark.
“why is dan such a scmutz all of the time?” remarked roger.
“probably because he only spends his time taking selfies,” replied steve.
“it’s gotten to the point that he can only probably hold a conversation with a dead fish………blub”
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