sconed
a cut above the common ‘pwned’, sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amus-m-nt to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the ‘sconing’.
‘you have been sconed!’, ‘prepare to be sconed’, ‘we wtfsconed that d00d!!!11eleventyone one!’
one of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. people will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect…he will be avoided at all costs. he is a cast out.
john: “what did you say about my mom?!”
kyle: “she a cougar!”
john: “o no you didn’t you bout to get sconed!”
(sconing occurs)
john: “ahhhh jelly all up in yo’ face!!!”
a better way to say “owned” or “pwned”
started by an insane math teacher playing world of warcraft.
“i just sconed that noob!”
“you got sconed!”
to be stoned while eating a scone from starbucks.
(not to be confused with the b-tard version of sconed as in pawond.)
-in starbucks eating a pumpkin scone-
hey jane doe i’m stoned.
no john doe, you’re sconed.
a more friendly online variation of ‘owned’- to be beaten (outdone) by someone or something.
see ‘owned’ for synonymous defintions.
fyst totally sconed floydy in that last game. 🙂
to be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry
oh dude you got sconed!
past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b
me: “you just got sconed”
person i schooled: “like a pastry”
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