Sconnie
anything of or relating to wisconsin. sconnie is an ident-ty. it can be used as a noun or an adjective. you don’t have to be from wisconsin to appreciate the sconnie movement. it’s all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely wisconsinesque. if you like eating a brat and cheering for the packers, you know what i’m talking about.
tailgating is very sconnie. look at that sconnie drinking a pbr on his sconnie john deere lawnmower.
anything of or relating to wisconsin. sconnie is an ident-ty. it can be used as a noun or an adjective. you don’t have to be from wisconsin to appreciate the sconnie movement. it’s all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely wisconsinesque. if you like eating a brat and cheering for the packers, you know what i’m talking about.
tailgating is very sconnie. look at that sconnie drinking a pbr on his sconnie simplicity mower. please note, a real sconnie will never ride a fib made john deere
a cr-ss, humorously trademarked attempt at marketing a stereotypical vision of the “wisconsin lifestyle.” frequently emblazoned upon t-shirts or sweatshirts, this term easily identifies people who are of below-average intelligence. accordingly, many believe that wearing such a garment will make people think they are actually from wisconsin, although this is never the case, as people actually born and raised in wisconsin know just how ridiculous and sad the whole so-called “movement” is.
person 1: “yeah, i ate brats all day yesterday, and washed them down with a tall, cool old milwaukee! i’m such a sconnie, man!”
person 2: “shut up before i kill you. you are from seattle.”
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