scoomber
noun – referring to a chav from the moulsecoomg area of brighton. unpleasant individual, yet scoombers are proud of their moniker
hey, bob, did you see that scoomber? what a chav!
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originating or residing in moulsecoomb, brighton. those who live anywhere up ‘the avenue’ or beyond.
preferred method of transport: no. 49 bus, or a vauxhall nova lifted from the local hood.
recognised by: spotty youthful complexion, adidas/reebok cl-ssics.
gender specific description:
– the females wear multiple large sh-ll hoop earrings and move in large circles with other pram wielding scoombers,
– the males frequent the doorstep of the local one stop, f-g in hand, snorting and spitting, with burberry cap pirched on the top of the head.
where can they be seen: shopping in poundland or pikeyville (aka asda).
once a scoomber, always a scoomber. no matter how old you are!
more generalised names… chav townie pikey
i’m not getting on the no. 49 bus, its full of scoomber’s
tml on a friday night is cr-p, its full of scoombers
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