scoot ass


when someone wipes their -ss on something other than toilet paper, esp something unwieldly like a couch or their room mates laundry. just like dogs do on the gr-ss.
change the f-cking channel or imma scoot -ss all over your clean laundry.
the s-xiest -ss ever
woah that scoot -ss is s-xy

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