scooter biscuit
when you shart and have to do the “shuffle” whilst holding a manageable amount of p–p cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
“dennis sharted again! then he had to do the “scooter biscuit” all the way through the mall in front of the girl scouts!!”
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