Scooter’s List
scooter’s list is a happy place, and not arrogant.
jack: hey mike, i used tom’s list like you said..
mike: yeah?
jack: made me feel dirty..
mike: yeah?
jack: yeah..and really really..alter ego-ish
mike: hrm..well…f-ck
jack: maybe tom’s list isn’t for everyone?
mike: guess not.
jack: oh i get it, you’re new on the scene aren’t you? and trying to prove something to the people around you?
mike: yeah, kinda, but don’t go telling anyone..
jack: standard..scooter’s list it is..
mike: yeah safe bet.
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