scooties
a scooty is not neccesarily a promiscuous woman, but a woman who flaunts her attractive, curvaceous body by wearing skimpy clothing and booty shorts.
d-mn ronnie, check out la’tisha! she done been the finest scooty on this block for a minute!
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when you absolutely pwn someone and you can point and laugh saying “scooties”… whilst waving your right hand shortly next to your shoulder.
double kill…
scootiessss, meh
this is the slang name for a person (most of the time a black person) who drives their car while they are all scooted down in their seat so they can barely see over the wheel
“yo homie, look at that scooty in the buick with the dubs!”
slang for money/dollars.
bob: “i just bought a new car.”
john: “wow! that must have set you back a few scooties.”
a state in which one must leave in an abrupt fashion.
“hey guys, looks like my car is about to be towed. i’d better get scooty.”
when a cat, dog, or other household animal drags its rear end across a rough surface such as gr-ss or carpet in order to clean off fecal matter.
“mom, get the carpet shampooer! fluffy scootied again!”
“i awoke this morning to find that my dog had left diarrhea and scooty marks in various locations throughout the house.”
the nickname of scott allen allen, who works at sbux and is about yay high high and has curly dark brown hair. he’s a bad-ss m-th-f-ck. true
scooty does not perform with legendary service at sbux, but still, he a m-th-f-ck. yeah
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