Scoratorium


the purposeful avoidance of all forms of media or communication which might disclose the results of a sporting event that an individual is recording on a device such as a digital video recorder (“dvr”) for future viewing. may also require notice of such condition to friends, family and co-workers to avoid inadvertent disclosure of results by them.
i have to stay late at work tonight so i am on scoratorium for the sharks game. don’t tell me the score. i have it dvr”d for later tonight when i get home.

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