Scorch Muffins
a very good band from ontario ohio who are for the most part are unheard of
did you see scorch m-ffins last night tey were epic
the small bits of burnt marijuana that are pulled through the unfiltered pipe and into your mouth.
that bowl is cashed, i got a mouth full of scorch m-ffins with that last hit.
s-xy piece of -ss.
hey, shannon come here my little scorch m-ffin.
spray a girls -ss and t-ts with axe body spray. light it on fire and f-ck her
scorch m-ffin that b-tch
n. a state or being which results when the r-ct-m releases volcanic or searing excrement.
i.e. your -ss cheeks are on fire or perhaps combustible.
“dude, i ate a wicked-hot chicken finger sub, so i had to drop a deuce and now i have major scorch m-ffins.”
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