a person who feels compelled to remind you of every little thing they do for you.
jerry’s a real scorekeeper, he felt he had to tell me he found my pen on the floor and put it on my desk two days ago
pirate term “you scowardly pirate”
- s*x noob
when somebody didn’t listen in health cl*ss. such as sticking the p*n*s in ear, nose, belly b*tton, hopefully never but eye and so on. or when a girl doesn’t no you bleed after first s*x. mostly happened to nerds, fat chicks, or ugly people; bobs a s*x noob he tried to stick his d*ck in […]
- s*xural overbite
when your eating p*ssy but tasting sh*t! man i thought this girl never cleaned her puss but than i relized my s*xural overbite kicked in and i was eating her *ss
a p*n*s that is in the shape of a ski, it is quite aerodynamic. i gave sheela the hot shlongski at the slopes yesterday.