Scorp Tits
fat flaps that hang down like saddle bags from the chest of males. scorp t-ts develop over years, and are usually the by-product of morbid inactivity.
an unusual medical condition resulting from this condition is called “singular swollascorpt-tacus,” in which one scorp t-t is noticeably larger than the other. males with this condition often report uncontrollable masturbation in their sleep, particularly while on vacation with family or friends. even if awoken from this trance-like state, the person afflicted will continue to m-st-rb-t-, while his one free hand gently caresses one of his scorps. there is no known cure for this disease, although many have tried the method of igniting a lighter to the p-n-s head of the afflicted male while in his trance. this has producted mixed results, however most being messy.
the lifecycle of a scorp t-t is as follows: baby spuds, budding manbr–sts, hairy double stuffs, and finally–lard twins.
“we were all having a good time at the lake until ole fat-ss tungette’s scorp t-ts kicked in again. d-mn i thought jeff was gonna try and find a blowtorch to burn his flesh sword off with.”
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