scorpion hairbrush
the s-xual act of brushing the male p-n-s through the locks of an attractive female and uses a thrusting motion to straighten he tangled mess of hair. the male then attempts to -j-c-l-t- after going flaccid (he strokes the p-n-s flaccidly) and then holds his p-n-s in a curve like a scorpion tail.
dude my girlfriend was surprised when i tried a scorpion hairbrush.
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