scorpion tank


a slow-rolling tank in halo that can house 1 driver and seats 4 (2 on each tred). it has a full 360° tilt-rotor upon which its weaponry is mounted. its primary weapon is a powerful mortar that recharges every 5 seconds and its secondary weapon is an inaccurate machine gun that is essentially equivelant to 2 -ssault rifles being fired simultaneously.
the scorpion tank can easily be pwned by a ghost in multi-player battle.

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