Scotch Blocked


somewhat similar effect a “whiskey d-ck” though instead of being unable to get erect do to too much alcohol consumption, the man in unable to -j-c-l-t- due to alcohol numbing any sensitivity in his member.
guy 1 “after we got back to her place from the bar justine and i went at it forever but i just couldn’t c-m. i ended up just giving up and rolling over.”

guy 2 “what was she just that bad?”

guy 1 “no she was great, i was just scotch blocked like a motherf-cker.”

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