Scotch Egg
the act of wrapping the scr-t-m (requires impossibly large scr-t-m), around the head of a s-xual partner.
“i scotch egged her”
1. a savoury snack comprising a hard boiled egg encased in sausage meat, with a golden breadcrumb coating.
2. a ginger lad’s knackers, b-ll-cks, testes etc
rusty haired jonny lad was up to his scotch eggs in little doris. the cheeky monkey!
a food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. then, the ball is deep-fried and served. in many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. while it was originally an english food, it is enjoyed all over the world.
i had a scotch egg for breakfast this morning.
the act of putting (preferably a ginger mans) ball in your -n-s.
your may need some lube for scotch egging.. depending on the size of you b-lls
something sleazy and very dirty!!!
can i lick your scotch egg?
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