scotche


mixer of scope(tm) brand mouthwash and scotch. taken from the comedy central show “secret girlfriend.”
phil: “dude, scope is not a mixer.”
sam: “maybe to you it’s not. i mix it with scotch, call it ‘scotche.'”

(random lesbian makes out with sam): “mmm… tastes like a girl scout cookie.”
sam: “that’s my scotche.”

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