Scottcation
(n) skot-kay-shun: the official cutting of all ties with a h-rny douchie w-ngster with a jew fro who likes s-x but is most likely a virgin. see also: waltcation, first kiss, drunk b-st-rd, i’d rather shove tampons up your nostrils, and christmas break.
i really need a scottcation…he’s being such a jerk to me.
my best friend and i are taking boy-cations together. she needs a scottcation.
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