scottext
(noun) a text message sent to someone in order to obtain paper when you discover the roll is empty after dropping a giant bowlscr-per in the tank.
todd: hey leah, didn’t you get my scottext?
leah: huh? what are you talking about?
todd: you know the one that said “need tp, urgent!”.
leah: oh that text! sure, i ran right out and got you the new york times and the news of the world. thought tp meant ‘the paper’.
todd: that’s not what i meant! n-body thinks that!
leah: sorry honey.
todd (quietly to himself): not as sorry as i’ll be when you find out i used your h-llo kitty washcloth instead.
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