scottish breakfast
you take a slice of warm haggis and place it over someone’s -sshole. you then slide your c-ck through the greasy haggis patty and into the now slippery b-tthole, preferably in the morning.
i ran out of lube this morning so i fried up some haggis and surprised my girlfriend with a big hot scottish breakfast.
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