Scottish Christmas


when a man has lesbian s-x with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.
she said she was bi but i don’t believe her, because all she ever wanted was a scottish christmas

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