Scottish Cinnamon Bun
a s-xual act performed between two or more males. an actee folds his flaccid p-n-s on itself like a snail’s sh-ll or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. one or more actors -j-c-l-t- onto the folded p-n-s to create the frosting.
damon: what did you have for lunch?
boss: a cinnabun.
damon: do you mean a scottish cinnamon bun?
boss: i don’t think it’s scottish.
damon: the cinnamon bun is known to be of scottish origin. are you sure it wasn’t a scottish cinnamon bun?
boss: i guess it could be…
damon: -snickers-
a s-xual act performed between two or more males. an actee folds his flaccid p-n-s on itself like a snail’s sh-ll or a cinammon bun and holds it in that shape. one or more actors -j-c-l-t- onto the folded p-n-s to create the frosting.
damon: what did you have for lunch?
boss: a cinnamon bun.
damon: do you mean a scottish cinnamon bun?
boss: i don’t think it’s scottish.
damon: the cinnamon bun is known to be of scottish origin. are you sure it wasn’t a scottish cinnamon bun?
boss: i guess it could be…
damon: -snickers-
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