Scottish Finger
when you stick your thumb in a girl’s -rs- whilst eating her out her cunny and squeeze one of her hooters with your free hand as if you were playing the bagpipes.
i gave that sweet l-ssie’s teet such a firm squeeze while performing the scottish finger that lord william wallace, himself, would have heard her scream.
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