Scottish Food
macdonalds food for when you want to avoid admitting you ate at macdonalds.
bob: what did you have for dinner?
bill: scottish food.
bob: sounds delicious. haggis?
bill: no. they have this dish where the put different round slices of a specially processed beef inside pieces of bread with an orangy, pinky sauce. then they take potatoes and cut them up into long thin pieces and cook them in a specially prepared oil bath.
bob: sounds delicious! invite me next time.
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