Scottish Garlic Bread
the act of seasoning one’s p-n-s with exotic herbs and spices in preparation for a bl-wj-b. this technique is believed to make the p-n-s more appetizing to the giver of the bl-wj-b as well as more nutritional. common ingrediants include, but are not limited to: salt, pepper, nutmeg, and garlic, from which the act derives its name.
allison: hey jess, what’s that i smell on your breath?
jess: oh, i must have forgotten to brush my teeth!
allison: did you go out to eat at an italian restaurant with jim?
jess: no, but after a night at the movies i had some scottish garlic bread.
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