Scottish Goggles
the act of placing one’s t-st-cl-s on a girls face while wearing a kilt. while doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical scottish bagpipe tune.
dude!!!!! the f-cking party was crazy. this drunk chick let me give her some scottish goggles!!!
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