scottish resistance
1) when two s-xual partners pretend that a traditional scottish kilt is a strange, cloth chast-ty belt, and the act of defloration is reenacted; 2) a red head that won’t put out 3) a virgin girl who doesn’t wear underwear but does wear really short skirts and won’t have s-x with you
1) too bad the pink in that kilt was actually insulation, otherwise i actually would have defeated the scottish resistance last night 2) jenny ohara is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever 3) brittany snow is one girl who will never sleep with you, ever
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