scottish suthons
when one gentleman is -n-lly penetrating another, he stuffs both the penile shaft and t-st-cl-s into the r-ct-m. following this, the ‘giver’ -j-c-l-t-s, creating a “meaty filling”.
once the carnal act is completed, the ‘giver’ withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever’s r-ct-m prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.
did you hear? roy gave bernie a scottish suthons. they had to call an ambulance.
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