Scottish Typewriter
a s-xual act in which the male dips his hairy nuts into a jar of ink. after his n-ts-ck is darkened with ink, he proceeds to smack them against a woman’s br–sts, attempting to form letters and perhaps even words.
susan: hey tracy, what’s that you’ve got on your chest? that looks like a pretty big bruise!
tracy: not quite, mike got me with the scottish typewriter last night.
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