scottish wallet
a wallet that magically disappears when the bill is due.
colloquial phrase – americana vernacular
waiter: here’s your check.
patron 1: 26.50, guess that’ll be 13.25 a pi…
patron 2: …sorry number one, i forgot my wallet @ home.
patron 1: you have such a scottish wallet…
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