Scottstitute


combination of scottsdale+prost-tute. while not literally meaning a “scottsdale prost-tute,” this term refers to the typically shallow, money conscious women of scottsdale, arizona who will wh-r- around with any men who can provide for them materially.
check out that chick’s fake t-ts, fake lips, fake blonde hair, and fake louis vuitton bag…she’s a total scottst-tute. no way a gold digger like her will go out with a guy who makes under 100k a year.

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