Scotty Cock


a guy who is f-cked beyond all recognition. he can’t resist bending and snapping all his joints and has a small p-n-s. a scotty c-ck enjoys b-tt s-x with various amphibians and reptiles as well as weird anime club meetings where they draw themselves getting sodomized by aliens and sh-t.
guy: “hey stop snapping your fingers you scotty c-ck!”

scotty c-ck: “sorry i have a small p-n-s”

i didn’t want to go to that stupid anime club but that scotty c-ck threatened to make that weird face at me. and his small p-n-s frightened me.

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