Scout water
any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful boy scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.
scout: “i try and try but i just can’t get this tinder to light! i think it’s too wet.”
adult leader: “fear not, for i come bearing scout water and good tidings. now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter.”
scout: “a what?”
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